Thor (Heavy-assault Mech with a Schwarzenegger sound-alike for a driver)
- “I kood aim, but with this thing…I don’t have to.”
- “Quiet! I’m trying to sneak up on them!”
- “If someone asks me if I ever killed any Zerg, I say ‘yes, but they were all bad’.”
- “I am heeya! Click me!”
- “I’ll be back.”
Battlecruiser (Terran air-cruiser with a blissful Russian for a Captain)
- “What’s with all these blinky lights?”
- “Dasvidanya! Don’t get any on ya!”
- “The Yamato is loaded! And so am I.”
- “I am seeing double! Shoot them both!”
- “Ah! It’s Happy Hour! Wonderful!”
- “Don’t panic. Just grab a hold of the nearest crew member. Oops! Sorry, dear!”
Marauder (Terran grenade-launcher infantry unit with a boomy African American voice)
- “Yeah, I’ve got all five fingers. Three on this hand, two on the other one.”
- “Baby, you really light my fuse.” *Thunk* “Whoops!” BOOM! “Damn! Premature detonation!”
- “Actually, that is a grenade in my pants.”
Ghost (Covert operative)
- “Boo.”
- “Did you see that? Exactly.”
- “I see live people.” BAM! “I see dead people.”
- “You have somethin’ on your face.” BAM! “Got it.”
Banshee (Terran air unit with a female pilot)
- “Today’s in-flight movie will be ‘Ghost Academy: The Musical’ starring Zac Afron and Corbin Green.”
- “What’s the vector, Victor? Give me the clearance, Clarence.”
Medivac (Terran Medical Evacuation dropship with a smart-mouthed female pilot)
- “The weather outside is hostile with a slight chance of fog of war.”
- “Welcome to the flying meat-wagon!”
Reaper (Jet-pack infantry)
- “These jets are burning my ass!”
- “I ain’t got time to bleed.” (Seen Predator?)
- “I’m bringin’ the pain…and the pizza in thirty minutes or it’s free.”
- “I thought I was signing up to be a repo man. Imagine my surprise…”
Hellion (Fire-spewing Terran buggy with a hillbilly driver)
- “Suspension is an integral part of any vehicle. But this one requires suspension of disbelief…get it?”
- “Got a problem with alien races? Seriously, just anticipate the terrain. You’ll win every time!”
Marine (Basic Terran infantry unit)
- “I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum!”
- “The only thing you should feel when you shoot someone is the recoil.”
Archon (Protoss heavy assault warrior formed by merging two high/dark templar with a body writhing in blue flames and a deep ghostly voice)
- Pissed “I’m…having…a flare up!”
- “One plus one equals one.”
- “People say I lack…substance.”
- “Burning…doing…the neutron…dance.”
Mothership (Powerful Protoss air support vessel commanded by a female voice)
- Pissed “Eat your peas.”
- Pissed “Don’t make me turn this ship around.”
Void Ray (Protoss air unit)
- Pissed “There is no greater void than the one between your ears.”
- “I am also null.”
Zealot
Pissed “How peaceful it must be for you, to have a mind unburdened by thought.”
High Templar (Protoss spell caster)
- “I think we could make a successful merger.”
- Pissed “Do you know what happens to a frog when it gets hit by lightning? Same thing that happens to…other stuff.”
Pheonix (Protoss air-raider)
- “I have a lot of nerve….chords.”
- “Justice for all!…except the Zerg.”
Stalker (Protoss ranged ground unit with a creepy/shadowy voice)
“I am one with the darkness…ouch that hurt.”
August 15th, 2010 at 11:14 am
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