Definitions of Technology

General Definition of Technology: Shiny stuff, most of which you can’t afford or wouldn’t buy owing to a lacking primary prerequisite – literacy.

Corporate Definition of Technology: Things that are imported.

Engineer’s Definition of Technology: An array of various Engineering disciplines implemented over blueprints of real-world solutions or conceptual drafts blah blah blah blah blah blah, aaaah screw it! I still don’t have a job!

Tech-blogger’s/Enthusiast’s Definition of Technology: iPhone

Note: Often followed by phrases/acronyms the likes of “It blew me away!” , “FTW!” or “It’s divine!”


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